SmartHome Deals on 2411T & R >>$30

[jgcharlotte]

Insteon Remote Control IR Transmitter and Insteon to IR Signal Converter

Control Your Home Theater / IR Equipment From Any Insteon Controller

 

ITEM# 2411T

$89.99   $29.95

YOU SAVE: $60.04

 

[Brian H]

I am on the Smarthome email offers list.

The 2411T is one of the models in the sale information I got today.

There are many other Insteon devices on the sales page.

[larryllix]

I was just thinking about getting one of those to play with, from aartech.ca in Canada but...

 

 

Shows much promise!!!

 

 

 

 

[stusviews]

The shipping includes delivery, installation and cooking dinner for one. For a small extra fee, the dishes will get washed, drying included.

[larryllix]

The shipping includes delivery, installation and cooking dinner for one. For a small extra fee, the dishes will get washed, drying included.

It better not be spaghetti!

[jgcharlotte]

Holy crap.  Are they serious????

[Teken]

The base USPS shipping from Smarthome starts at $30.XX. This is why I always try to bundle or find another sales route because the shipping prices are out of line.

 

I suppose it could be worse in the fact they don't ship to the 51st State!

[G W]

 

 

I suppose it could be worse in the fact they don't ship to the 51st State!

You're Puerto Rican?

 

I apologize for this not being a 1000 word rant but I have a wife.

 

Best regards,

Gary Funk

[Teken]

You're Puerto Rican?

 

I apologize for this not being a 1000 word rant but I have a wife.

 

Best regards,

Gary Funk

 

Why would it matter if I was Puerto Rican vs other? What does that have to do with inflated shipping rates?!?!

 

I apologize this will be a 1000 word rant because I have a cat, dog, rooster. 

[larryllix]

Me thinks it was a US political joke.

 

I don't have time to type the rest of the 1000 words and I may be over or under and then Gary will have to change his 15 word rant.

 

 

BTW. Does Trump know there is a tunnel?

[stusviews]

BTW, >> means much greater than, not less. This is a <<1k word rant

[mwester]

I'm confuzzled.  Are rants supposed to be GREATER than 1000 words, now?  Or are they only permitted if they're LESS than 1000 words?  And does it make a difference if I try to use really small words - am I allowed more words in my rant?  And I have dogs, and a wife -- does that mean  I'm further limited in my ranting?

 

I'm sooo confused...

[larryllix]

I'm confuzzled.  Are rants supposed to be GREATER than 1000 words, now?  Or are they only permitted if they're LESS than 1000 words?  And does it make a difference if I try to use really small words - am I allowed more words in my rant?  And I have dogs, and a wife -- does that mean  I'm further limited in my ranting?

 

I'm sooo confused...

You only used 61 words in that rant so you have a few left.

 

...but don't try to cheat by using contractions again...some are watching closely.

[stusviews]

I'm confuzzled.  Are rants supposed to be GREATER than 1000 words, now?  Or are they only permitted if they're LESS than 1000 words?  And does it make a difference if I try to use really small words - am I allowed more words in my rant?  And I have dogs, and a wife -- does that mean  I'm further limited in my ranting?

 

Select one or more:

 

A. >

B. >=

C. =

D. <=

E. <

F. <>

G. none of the above

H. all of the above

I. A and B, but not C

J. D and E, but not F

K. some, but not others

L. the correct choice is not listed

M. the correct choice is listed, but incomplete

N. I have no idea

O. I have an idea

P. A fun letter that can be soup

Q. Only a quack would think of this

R. restrain, relax, recuperate--really

S. that's me

T. a drink

U. not me

V. half a W

W. twice a V

X. V reflected on a horizontal axis.

Y. why not?

Z. the lazt choize

[G W]

Why would it matter if I was Puerto Rican vs other? What does that have to do with inflated shipping rates?!?!

 

I apologize this will be a 1000 word rant because I have a cat, dog, rooster.

The 51st state is.... Wait for it.....

 

 

Puerto Rico

 

Best regards,

Gary Funk

[jtara92101]

It was a CANADIAN joke, ya hosers!

 

BTW, I used to live on the border with our friends from the south. So I've been aboot Canadians and have some clue as to what they joke about, eh?

 

Back before all that border security, I could hop in my car and through the tunnel, arrive in Windsor, Ontario in about 5 minutes...

 

(Trivia: Detroit/Windsor is the only place in the continental U.S. where Canada is SOUTH.)

[G W]

It was a CANADIAN joke, ya hosers!

 

BTW, I used to live on the border with our friends from the south. So I've been aboot Canadians and have some clue as to what they joke about, eh?

 

Back before all that border security, I could hop in my car and through the tunnel, arrive in Windsor, Ontario in about 5 minutes...

 

(Trivia: Detroit/Windsor is the only place in the continental U.S. where Canada is SOUTH.)

That's correct; it was a joke that Teken missed by a Louisville mile.

 

Best regards,

Gary Funk

[larryllix]

I just happen to be border jumping right now in Port Urine.

[larryllix]

It was a CANADIAN joke, ya hosers!

 

BTW, I used to live on the border with our friends from the south. So I've been aboot Canadians and have some clue as to what they joke about, eh?

 

Back before all that border security, I could hop in my car and through the tunnel, arrive in Windsor, Ontario in about 5 minutes...

 

(Trivia: Detroit/Windsor is the only place in the continental U.S. where Canada is SOUTH.)

Wow! You have so much freedom of choice in the USA.

Select one or more:

 

A. >

B. >=

C. =

D. <=

E. <

F. <>

G. none of the above

H. all of the above

I. A and B, but not C

J. D and E, but not F

K. some, but not others

L. the correct choice is not listed

M. the correct choice is listed, but incomplete

N. I have no idea

O. I have an idea

P. A fun letter that can be soup

Q. Only a quack would think of this

R. restrain, relax, recuperate--really

S. that's me

T. a drink

U. not me

V. half a W

W. twice a V

X. V reflected on a horizontal axis.

Y. why not?

Z. the lazt choize

[Teken]

I'm confuzzled.  Are rants supposed to be GREATER than 1000 words, now?  Or are they only permitted if they're LESS than 1000 words?  And does it make a difference if I try to use really small words - am I allowed more words in my rant?  And I have dogs, and a wife -- does that mean  I'm further limited in my ranting?

 

I'm sooo confused...

 

 

You only used 61 words in that rant so you have a few left.

 

...but don't try to cheat by using contractions again...some are watching closely.

 

 

Select one or more:

 

A. >

B. >=

C. =

D. <=

E. <

F. <>

G. none of the above

H. all of the above

I. A and B, but not C

J. D and E, but not F

K. some, but not others

L. the correct choice is not listed

M. the correct choice is listed, but incomplete

N. I have no idea

O. I have an idea

P. A fun letter that can be soup

Q. Only a quack would think of this

R. restrain, relax, recuperate--really

S. that's me

T. a drink

U. not me

V. half a W

W. twice a V

X. V reflected on a horizontal axis.

Y. why not?

Z. the lazt choize

 

 

It was a CANADIAN joke, ya hosers!

 

BTW, I used to live on the border with our friends from the south. So I've been aboot Canadians and have some clue as to what they joke about, eh?

 

Back before all that border security, I could hop in my car and through the tunnel, arrive in Windsor, Ontario in about 5 minutes...

 

(Trivia: Detroit/Windsor is the only place in the continental U.S. where Canada is SOUTH.)

 

LOL, you guys . . .

 

I apologize this will be a 1000 word rant because I have a cat, dog, rooster, turtle, harem of 20, and Brewster beaver. 

[larryllix]

LOL, you guys . . .

 

I apologize this will be a 1000 word rant because I have a cat, dog, rooster, turtle, harem of 20, and Brewster beaver.

Did you know the US only have 26 letters in their alphabet?

[Teken]

Did you know the US only have 26 letters in their alphabet?

 

Really? Let me confer with the Brewster Beaver . . .

[stusviews]

Did you know the US only have 26 letters in their alphabet?

 

That's 26 CAPITAL letters and the same number of lower case letters which equal the number of weeks in a year (even in Canada and also Puerto Rico). It's not coincidental that a deck of playing card has four suits (seasons), 13 cards in a suit (lunar months) and 52 cards (oops, off off topic).

[larryllix]

We have noticed everytime Canada gets a new territory that the US seems to gain another state.

 

I think we have some 'Keeping up with the Jones' here.

 

If I tell you Canada has an additional letter, 'eh' are you guys gonna' add 'huh' as a letter too?

 

Aren't you guys using metric time yet? We've been using that for a couple of MegaSecs. now.

[stusviews]

In Brooklyn (former residence) we use both, as in, "eh ball huh." which translates to, "I have a clear shot, pass me the basketball." We've also removed "r" from most woids, but we use the left overs in like "erl," the stuff that goes in engines.